Berlusconni: Sleazy Even for a Guy Named Silvio

Fresh allegations of philandering have been levelled against Italian Prime Minister, media baron, and guy who slicks his hair back with olive oil, Silvio Berlusconni. Apparently he’s been galavanting around Europe with (aspiring) model Noemi Letizia. Shouldn’t the company of beautiful young women be the birthright of an endlessly wealthy and successful Italian guy with a name you’d expect to find on the inside of a loafer? Well, yeah, until you find out that Letizia had her 18th birthday LAST MONTH. Then you hear that Berlusconni entertained her and a bunch of her not-even-barely-legal friends on a yacht over new years and you gotta think: “Man, that’s sleazy even for a guy named Silvio.”